825. 第822章：关键是你丑（2 / 2）
“哦？我本来就很好看了，你还能让我更好看？”叶枫仍然是满脸微笑。
“你`````````”
那名年轻人点着脑袋：“很好，小子！我看你是不见棺材不落泪啊！”
导购小姐见双方起了争执，不禁轻轻扯了扯叶枫，小声道：“先生，我劝你还是赶紧离开吧，这位沈公子在自由之城有点势力，最后怕是`````````”
导购小姐没有继续说下去，不过意思已经很明显了，你要是不走，最后你肯定会很惨的`````````
叶枫轻描淡写的笑了笑：“我就在这，你能把我怎样？”
此话一出，三层的宾客皆是目瞪口呆。而叶枫身边的那名导购小姐更是脸色苍白。
“完了完了，还希望不要连累到自己啊`````````”
“有点意思！”那青年狂笑了起来：“大话倒是不小，只怕等下你光顾着求饶了！”
“呵呵`````````”叶枫摇了摇头。
想当初自己连神都未曾怕过，更别说区区一个小青年了````````
“这样，我给你两条路选择，一，你打赢我，我放你走！第二，你从我裤裆下钻过去`````````”青年信心十足的说道。
“你脑子没病吧？第一，我有说我要走吗？第二，你从我裆下钻过去还差不多，还我钻！”叶枫无语道。
“你````````”
“还有！”叶枫一摆手：“你长得那么丑，我怎么可能和你打架，爱因斯坦的相对论你有没有听说过？一个长得帅的，和一个长得丑的，是相对的。就拿你身边这位小弟来说，虽然他长得像猩猩，但是他如果和你站在一起，无疑他就是一个高大英俊的帅哥！”
“等下，小哥儿，为什么啊？那人不是长得像猩猩吗？”大豆问道。
“因为，他长得像头猪啊！你看，猩猩和猪站在一起，是不是猩猩帅上很多？”叶枫笑道。
噗嗤——
三层中，有不少人忍不住笑了出来。
不许笑！你们都不许笑！那青年的脸一片铁青的吼道。
还有，我和你说，关键是你已经长得那么丑了，我要还和你动手，把你打的更丑，你还活不活了？我不是那样的人！我很善良的！叶枫一本正经道。
啊啊啊！小青年都快被叶枫逼疯了，他一手指着叶枫，一手向着窗外丢出了一枚信号弹：“小子，你完蛋了！”
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